Whenever my friend says goodnight to me on Skype he sends me this gif
and I wanted to send it to him tonight so I went to Google “black man turning off lamp” but Google autofill changed it to “black man turning into jet” and I got this
Long story short it’s 1am and I’ve been laughing at this for approximately 20 years
Which one of you assholes brought this back
It took a three hour long panic attack to help me get my shit mentally together but sometimes that’s what you need.
Ok let’s mope around and feel totally miserable today because we have no one calling us beautiful and I didn’t get an edible arrangement sent to my door lol poor me syndrome nah FUCK that.
I think one of the most important and gayest things I’ve ever had to do (gay people are fucking amazing so don’t even turn this into an insult) is learn self love.
I am my own valentine
I am my own sugar daddy
Plus I’m about to go find my future boyfriend in Ralph’s when I go grocery shopping in my pajamas
After I clean my kitchen
Wow this does really suck
I could die alone in my apartment and no one would even fucking notice